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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:26
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Megyn Kelly: Meghan Markle's Pregnancy Post Disrespects Childbirth - TheWrap
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Germany’s Merz ventures into Trump’s lion’s den - politico.eu
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The Club World Cup is finally up and running — and soccer may never be the same - AP News
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
New COVID variant linked to painful ‘razor blade throat’ symptom - San Francisco Chronicle
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.